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aposse: Okay, don’t get me wrong. Like I know wearing these leather pants is kind of a treat a boner moment for those dads sitting on the couch with their families while watching this show and shit, but really, Lana, if you want to have a fanbase or, you know, keep a fanbase, you should probably limit the use of these pants to one per season because it’s just killing us. And by killing I mean the inability to focus on whatever is coming out of your mouth because our minds are too busy going into slow motion while Madonna’s Erotica plays right after the crack of a whip.
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aposse: Okay, don’t get me wrong. Like I know wearing these leather pants is kind of a treat a boner moment for those dads sitting on the couch with their families while watching this show and shit, but really, Lana, if you want to have a fanbase or, you know, keep a fanbase, you should probably limit the use of these pants to one per season because it’s just killing us. And by killing I mean the inability to focus on whatever is coming out of your mouth because our minds are too busy going into slow motion while Madonna’s Erotica plays right after the crack of a whip.
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aposse: Okay, don’t get me wrong. Like I know wearing these leather pants is kind of a treat a boner moment for those dads sitting on the couch with their families while watching this show and shit, but really, Lana, if you want to have a fanbase or, you know, keep a fanbase, you should probably limit the use of these pants to one per season because it’s just killing us. And by killing I mean the inability to focus on whatever is coming out of your mouth because our minds are too busy going into slow motion while Madonna’s Erotica plays right after the crack of a whip.
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aposse:

Okay, don’t get me wrong. Like I know wearing these leather pants is kind of a treat a boner moment for those dads sitting on the couch with their families while watching this show and shit, but really, Lana, if you want to have a fanbase or, you know, keep a fanbase, you should probably limit the use of these pants to one per season because it’s just killing us.

And by killing I mean the inability to focus on whatever is coming out of your mouth because our minds are too busy going into slow motion while Madonna’s Erotica plays right after the crack of a whip.

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